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    ONCE UPON A TIME

    [M]B.Y.O.B
    [M]B.Y.O.B


    Posts : 45
    Join date : 2009-04-19
    Age : 29
    Location : IN MY ROOM WANKING

    ONCE UPON A TIME Empty ONCE UPON A TIME

    Post  [M]B.Y.O.B Sat May 02, 2009 3:09 pm

    ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BOY NAMED DEREK, KOEN AND SULPHA, AND A THE PWNER.
    THE PWNER SUCKED AT LIFE AND DECIDED TO TAKE A CRUISE. THOSE FOUR SHIP WRECKED ON A CANIBAL ISLAND. THE CANIBALS TRAP THEM AND HOLD THEM HOSTAGE. THEY THREATIN TO EAT THEM UNLESS!!!! THEY SHOVE THEYRE FAVORITE FRUIT UP THERE ASS. IF ONE PERSON CAN DO IT THEYRE ALL FREE TO GO. THEY ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE. NOW DEREK GETS THREE CHERRIES AND CANT DO IT, KOEN GETS THREE STAWBERRIES AND GETS ONE UP BUT MAKES A FUNNY FACE AND THE RULES ARE U CANT MAKE ANY FACES, SO HE LOSES,SULPHA THE SEXY STUDD HE IS GET THREE BANNANAS AND DOSENT EVEN TRY TO DO IT BECAUSE HES SMART. NOW ITA ALL UP TO THE PWNER. ALL OF THEM SEE THE PWNER WALK OUT OF THE FOREST WITH THREE PINNAPLES IN HIS HANDS. THE END
    -B.Y.O.B

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